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Interoffice Copulation

from The Corporate Secret by Landspeedrecord!

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INTEROFFICE COPULATION

Interoffice copulation, the fax machine makes love to me.
I didn’t mean to lick your nameplate,
there are some things that the minds not meant to see.

I’m giving birth to a whole new species
that lusts to fill every office need.
There’s a bonus in there somewhere for you;
foreplay, intercom, intercourse, interbreed.

Come in, come in, come out.

I was walking down the hallway
and I saw you standing by your cubicle.
And I wondered:
Where do you live?
What do you think about?
What would you look like if you were mating
on the xerox machine?

Interoffice copulation, the fax machine makes love to me.
I’m setting us on speakerphone.
There’s something that I’d like for you to see.

Come in, come in, come out.

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from The Corporate Secret, released January 1, 1999

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Landspeedrecord! Baltimore, Maryland

LandSpeedRecord! was founded in 1996, a combination of the Baltimore post-punk bands OCTOPUS, GLAZERIDE, and BUTTSTEAK. LandSpeedRecord! is the parental unit and mental health physician of front person/guitarist Charley Jamison, drummer Marc Berrong, bassist Thomas Stehr, guitarists/noise-ists Ron Spencer and Nathan Bell. ... more

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