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REVERSALS

The seamstress sews the rip in the surgeons favorite shirt.
And the surgeon sews the seamstress when the seamstress gets hurt.
There were 19 fucking stitches in the seamstress' head
and someone has to pay the hospital bills until every last one of us is dead.

Normally, the beautician puts make up on the mortician's face.
but yesterday at noon the beautician died in a convienient place.
The mortician saw the car crash from the funeral home's window.
and when you're dead and you need your make up applied there is only one place to go.

It's ironic and it is weird but sometimes roles get reversed. And when the
funeral home chauffeur dies I want to be the one who gets to drive the hearse.

It's ironic and it is strange but sometimes roles get reversed and when
one lover cries because the other lover dies tears won't
help the alcoholic who is dying of thirst.

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from Unfailurelessness, released January 1, 2009

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Landspeedrecord! Baltimore, Maryland

LandSpeedRecord! was founded in 1996, a combination of the Baltimore post-punk bands OCTOPUS, GLAZERIDE, and BUTTSTEAK. LandSpeedRecord! is the parental unit and mental health physician of front person/guitarist Charley Jamison, drummer Marc Berrong, bassist Thomas Stehr, guitarists/noise-ists Ron Spencer and Nathan Bell. ... more

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