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Why Famous People Shouldn't Breed

from Road To Flight by Landspeedrecord!

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WHY FAMOUS PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED.

The movie star and her rock god boyfriend
went out to the toolshed and created a monster.
Out of bits of foil and scraps of metal.
Vaseline, and magnetic tape.

They plugged it in.
It started oozing and drooling.
They were euphoric until it started to mewl...
the sickly sucking sound of the truly
deformed.

She slapped his face...
said "you're worthless and you're weak".
He punched and spit on her...
said "you're a washed up slut".

It just kept mewling because all it wanted
was to watch them
watch them
watch them
fuck.

It plugged them in.
They started oozing and drooling.
They were euphoric until it started to mewl...
the sickly sucking sound of the truly
deformed.

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from Road To Flight, released January 1, 2000

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LandSpeedRecord! was founded in 1996, a combination of the Baltimore post-punk bands OCTOPUS, GLAZERIDE, and BUTTSTEAK. LandSpeedRecord! is the parental unit and mental health physician of front person/guitarist Charley Jamison, drummer Marc Berrong, bassist Thomas Stehr, guitarists/noise-ists Ron Spencer and Nathan Bell. ... more

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